I bought a beach ball
Technically
I used a coupon
And received it
For my loyalty
To a store,
I also bought an inflatable whale.
I used them
In a pool
Perched outside my apartment
The pool area looks like
A scene from Blow.
I didn't care about anything
Except making a whirl pool.
Which is what inspired me
To purchase
Inflatable
Things.
I sat on this inflatable whale
Just like the happy lady on the box.
Only
I looked like
A creep.
I returned to my apartment
And left the whale
And the beach ball
Outside my door.
I slept.
After waking
Disgusting habits take place
I opened my door
And lit a cigarette
I saw the whale
Plastic nose,
Ringing my doorbell.
He probably wanted to return to
The cocaine inspired
Pool.
I then noticed
My beach ball
Was bobbing in the pool.
I went to retrieve it
Perhaps scold it
For leaving.
Until these chipmunk children
Swarmed it.
I kept thinking to myself
Why didn't you steal the whale?
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